ive made a urban dictionary definition for jason grace and piper mclean and both times they got rejected im mad
NEVER FORGET POLLUX WHO HAD A TWIN BROTHER AND WATCHED HIM DIE IN THE BATTLE OF THE LABYRINTH. NEVER FORGET THAT CASTOR AND POLLUX WERE THE ONLY HALF-BLOODS IN THEIR DAD’S CABIN SO AFTER CASTOR’S DEATH POLLUX IS ALONE THERE.
PLEASE REMEMBER HOW POLLUX TRIED TO SPEAK IN HIS BROTHER’S FUNERAL BUT COULDN’T PUT WORDS TOGETHER AND ALMOST CRIED IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE CAMP, AND THEN DIONYSUS HIMSELF HAD TO MAKE SURE HE WAS OKAY.
PLEASE LET’S TALK ABOUT HOW IN THE LAST OLYMPIAN, EVEN THOUGH HIS ARMS IS BROKEN HE STILL WANTED TO FIGHT IN THE FINAL BATTLE, AND HOW HE REPEATLY CALMED EVERYONE DOWN BECAUSE OF THE SPY AMONG THEM
WHY WE DON’T TALK ABOUT POLLUX AND HIS GRIEF AND HIS BRAVENESS.
this is my last official post on this blog, and it has been a very strange experience to say the least. i can’t believe a joke with a few friends turned into the event that it did.
Jason laughs as Annabeth is dragged down to Tartarus
Is that MacklemoreHow ignorant can you be that’s Jason Grace, the son of Jupiter! He’s a child of Rome, consul to demigods, praetor of the First Legion. He slew the Trojan sea monster, he toppled the black throne of Kronos and and destroyed the Titan Krios with his own hands. And now he’s going to destroy you, nerdgasyum, and feed you to your own followers!
This better not get rejected by urban dictionary or I’m gonna cry
dirty ass superman motherfucker
"Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling."
i need more marissa meyer in my life and less cassandra clare
arcadine i still havent gotten an email back from the library idk if theyre goign to get truancy city im worried
This is my favourite headline maybe ever